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Posted 13 years ago1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Don't really know anybody on here that well. 0_o
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Never had sex, have no preference.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Any side, I'm not picky.
4. Do you masturbate?
No, never yanked my crank if that is what your asking.
5. How often? Lately?
Never have, my friends think that is probably the reason why I get pissed off easily, they call it "sexual frustration" I call it having a short fuse.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No. I'm not a man whore.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath?
I'm a virgin.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
On FA it is, unfortunately, unavoidable other than here, no.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I'm not sure, because I AM A VIRGIN!
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Hell Naw, I'm taken.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, not really, only two or three
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love, yes, I'm a hopeless romantic, always have been.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
I don't have any kinks or fetishes.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
The one time when this chick at school grabbed my package and then that time in the locker room where that guy grabbed my ass while I was changing, I laid him flat with my fist.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
I'M A VIRGIN!
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
never had sex, so how could I know?
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nope,
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nein.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Hell Naw!
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
no.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Does the Pocky challenge count? (IT WAS A DARE OK!!!)
24. What's your sexuality?
I'm straight.
25. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
nope.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
no.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
no
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Once, I didn't know what it was until I was escorted out, I WAS 13!
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store?
No.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
lol. no.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Don't have any.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
My stalker, we only dated for a few weeks via internet and phone. worst decision of my life, she still has them I bet you. -___-
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
No.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Don't know yet.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
I've only gotten to squeeze bare boobs, so no! I don't have a favorite sex act!
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
I would prefer only one partner to give all my attention too, it seems like a rather difficult task if I was ever to do a three some or other.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Who ever wants to give this meme a swing.
Don't really know anybody on here that well. 0_o
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Never had sex, have no preference.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Any side, I'm not picky.
4. Do you masturbate?
No, never yanked my crank if that is what your asking.
5. How often? Lately?
Never have, my friends think that is probably the reason why I get pissed off easily, they call it "sexual frustration" I call it having a short fuse.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No. I'm not a man whore.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath?
I'm a virgin.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
On FA it is, unfortunately, unavoidable other than here, no.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I'm not sure, because I AM A VIRGIN!
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Hell Naw, I'm taken.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, not really, only two or three
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love, yes, I'm a hopeless romantic, always have been.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
I don't have any kinks or fetishes.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
The one time when this chick at school grabbed my package and then that time in the locker room where that guy grabbed my ass while I was changing, I laid him flat with my fist.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
I'M A VIRGIN!
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
never had sex, so how could I know?
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nope,
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nein.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Hell Naw!
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
no.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Does the Pocky challenge count? (IT WAS A DARE OK!!!)
24. What's your sexuality?
I'm straight.
25. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
nope.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
no.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
no
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Once, I didn't know what it was until I was escorted out, I WAS 13!
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store?
No.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
lol. no.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Don't have any.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
My stalker, we only dated for a few weeks via internet and phone. worst decision of my life, she still has them I bet you. -___-
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
No.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Don't know yet.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
I've only gotten to squeeze bare boobs, so no! I don't have a favorite sex act!
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
I would prefer only one partner to give all my attention too, it seems like a rather difficult task if I was ever to do a three some or other.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Who ever wants to give this meme a swing.
So... That is how its going to be...
Posted 13 years agoYou want me... to be a dull boy...
A child who works on the house all fucking day...
Just to feel a sense of worth and appreciation...
From his parents, who torment his emotion...
You think I blow all the bull shit you say off...
The fact is...
I DON'T....
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A child who works on the house all fucking day...
Just to feel a sense of worth and appreciation...
From his parents, who torment his emotion...
You think I blow all the bull shit you say off...
The fact is...
I DON'T....
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YOU CAN BE FEATURED!!!!!!
Posted 13 years agoThat is right! I am writing a series of Drill Instructor Carbine and each scenario involves one or more characters trying to see if they could last a day of hell that Carbine will bring down upon them. most would say, "It can't be that horrible!" Then they end up literally dragging themselves away from the training course. XD
Thats interesting...
Posted 13 years agoThe moment I put my girlfriend with an owl as one of my FA submissions suddenly I get people actually responding to my submissions. After all that busting my balls to create artwork that is actually impressive, people are more inclined to look upon my photography because of this theory:
1. My artwork is shit.
2. No one has the time to freaking read my literature.
3. An owl and a beautiful girl seem to catch more eyes than what most would have anticipated.
My self-confidence has just gone down the shit drain. =______=
1. My artwork is shit.
2. No one has the time to freaking read my literature.
3. An owl and a beautiful girl seem to catch more eyes than what most would have anticipated.
My self-confidence has just gone down the shit drain. =______=
emotional meltdown...
Posted 13 years agoLife is of no worth... it is a curse and those who have left are either enjoying their eternal rest... or rolling in their grave... Its not worth it, I pray to god... I wait for an answer... nothing... the stress is astounding....
5 mile run! oorahh!!!!
Posted 13 years ago1 mile! (Who you kidding?!) 2 mile! (Feeling good!) 3 mile! (even better!) 4 mile! (push it harder!) 5 mile! (Marine Core!)
recorded time: 44 minutes: 49.8 seconds OORAHHH!!!
War Cry: My neighbor heard it when I was a half mile away, sprinting to the finish, the look on her face? PRICELESS!!! XD
Yes, I'm proud of myself on this one, man I sweated SO much, a non-stop run can take a lot of endurance, damn. lol. I looked at my shirt in the mirror and it was like I had someone spill water on my chest, not to mention this shirt turned out to be a bit see-through after a lot of soaking, became a little self consciouse about my abdominals showin' lol. anyway, hell of a run, thats all I got to say. ;)
recorded time: 44 minutes: 49.8 seconds OORAHHH!!!
War Cry: My neighbor heard it when I was a half mile away, sprinting to the finish, the look on her face? PRICELESS!!! XD
Yes, I'm proud of myself on this one, man I sweated SO much, a non-stop run can take a lot of endurance, damn. lol. I looked at my shirt in the mirror and it was like I had someone spill water on my chest, not to mention this shirt turned out to be a bit see-through after a lot of soaking, became a little self consciouse about my abdominals showin' lol. anyway, hell of a run, thats all I got to say. ;)
Man, six months...
Posted 13 years agoMy longest relationship I have ever had, she and I have been together for 6 months and our interest and love for each other is still brighter than ever. Man, I'd hate to sound like the hopeless romantic, but I think I do love her. She appreciates everthing I do for her, the time I took off practice to walk to her house and comfort her after a recent death of a friend, the little things I do such as my poetry and letters I write her on each month, on valentines day she was soo extatic about how I went to school early and set up breakfast and valentine stuffed animal with card for her in the morning and the fact that I have always been there for her. Her mother loves me to pieces, her father is chill with me (he TRUSTS me!!!), her little brothers love me and even call me BIG BROTHER. She brightens my day just by her smile. Her soft voice sooths my soul. Her magnificant green eyes pierce into my heart and take my breath away. Oh boy... I'm falling HARD.
HEALED!!!!
Posted 13 years agooh yes! I am so happy to get working again! sorry for any inconvenience. ^^;
Burns (update)
Posted 13 years agoAs of right now, it has become easier to type, my fingers are almost healed, but my palms are the ones that got the most contact. So, I will be able to respond to comments and check my status here. I will attempt to draw today, just a sketch dump to see if I can actually start working again.
An Unfortunate turn of events. (IMPORTANT)
Posted 13 years agoToday I scorched my hands... I have third degree burns on my hands and it is nearly impossible to type right now, but i figured it would be important to inform my watchers that my work will be put on hold for some time. It was partly my fault and I'm too embaraced to reveal how I got burned. I wish you all a very happy new years and I may get back to work in a few days to a week, well, that's what the doctor said anyway...
DRAW YOUR OWN VERSION OF OTSEGO CONTEST!!!!
Posted 13 years agoIf you have a DA account I will reward you with points as well as the other prizes you will acquire if you enter!
The dead line wil be on the 15th of January, I will extend if you guys need more time. I will send you a note of his description and I will be judging on accuracy to the description, originality, pose, and effort. Please comment here if you want to join!
Prize first place: Two colored drawings of anything you want in my style!
Prize second place: two prize sketches of anything you want!
The dead line wil be on the 15th of January, I will extend if you guys need more time. I will send you a note of his description and I will be judging on accuracy to the description, originality, pose, and effort. Please comment here if you want to join!
Prize first place: Two colored drawings of anything you want in my style!
Prize second place: two prize sketches of anything you want!
Merry Christmas!
Posted 13 years agoI would love to wish all my watchers and whoever watches this a very merry christmas eve and day. Hope to get drawing again after these two days are past. Love ya all! In a family way of course. XD
Carbine's Jounal Series and Comic work in progress
Posted 13 years agoIn addition to my comic, I will also make a series of writen works of Carbine's early military career. This series is going to be written through Carbine's point of view. This series will show you his emotions as he becomes more battle hardened through out the various battles he took part in. It will be in a journal-like format as if it was a battle field journal (a journal some soldiers keep to record what they have went through every day out in the field). The first journal of the series wil be uploaded today. The comic is in progress, I plan to have three pages done within the next two-three weeks.
Get to know my characters.
Posted 13 years ago1. Name: Carbine Vilch
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Skills: Hand-to-Hand Combat, Ranged Combat, Close Quarters Combat, Strategic Planing,Mechanic,
Weapon Specialist, Explosives Specialist.
Weakness: Will not harm Women or Children.
Bio: Was an orphan, was raised by adoptive family. Had a rough and tumble childhood and seemed to show
great promise as a military leader. Often serious, he does find occasional times to have a little fun, but
never drops his guard. Strong, Independent, Battle Hardened, and Inteligent. He is one guy that will
make his enemys shit themselves before their death.
2. Name: Otsego Vilch
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Bi-sexual
Skills: Strategic Planning, Mind Control, Teleportation, Berserker Mode
Weakness: Carbine Vilch
Bio: The twisted brother of Carbine Vilch. He killed their family when Carbine and he were still young. Carbine does not remember anything about him since he was too young. Completly insane, he finds joy in bringing pain to others through various types of torture methods. Cannibalistic in nature he finds the taste of raw flesh to be savorable. If confonted, he will be sure to bring you a slow, painful death.
THESE ARE THE TWO MAIN ONES. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW GRIMM AND MARK. YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR AN UPDATE.
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Skills: Hand-to-Hand Combat, Ranged Combat, Close Quarters Combat, Strategic Planing,Mechanic,
Weapon Specialist, Explosives Specialist.
Weakness: Will not harm Women or Children.
Bio: Was an orphan, was raised by adoptive family. Had a rough and tumble childhood and seemed to show
great promise as a military leader. Often serious, he does find occasional times to have a little fun, but
never drops his guard. Strong, Independent, Battle Hardened, and Inteligent. He is one guy that will
make his enemys shit themselves before their death.
2. Name: Otsego Vilch
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Bi-sexual
Skills: Strategic Planning, Mind Control, Teleportation, Berserker Mode
Weakness: Carbine Vilch
Bio: The twisted brother of Carbine Vilch. He killed their family when Carbine and he were still young. Carbine does not remember anything about him since he was too young. Completly insane, he finds joy in bringing pain to others through various types of torture methods. Cannibalistic in nature he finds the taste of raw flesh to be savorable. If confonted, he will be sure to bring you a slow, painful death.
THESE ARE THE TWO MAIN ONES. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW GRIMM AND MARK. YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR AN UPDATE.
Characters in my comic update!
Posted 13 years ago1. 
summbun two characters, summbun and mel.
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leslygotmagic one character, Lesly
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nbbowler one character, Nate
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goggles_bengallum one character, Goggles
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mkbuster one character, MK
Anyone else interested?
summbun two characters, summbun and mel.2.
leslygotmagic one character, Lesly3.
nbbowler one character, Nate4.
goggles_bengallum one character, Goggles5.
mkbuster one character, MKAnyone else interested?
Who would like to be featured in upcoming comic?
Posted 13 years agoYeah, I'm going to start a comic. It is going to be about Carbine's teenage years, it will have plenty of comedy and action. I'm looking for anyone who will allow me to use their characters. All you have to do is comment on this journal about which of your characters you want in it. The amount in the comic is not limited so fire away. Also, I would like to ask you guys who comment if you guys could possibly advertise this on your journal, if you don't that is fine. Peace out guys!
Art Trades
Posted 13 years agoDem's open.
I laughed so hard. XD
Posted 13 years agohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&a.....;v=yvGMD9_LVIU Deactivating lasers with meh dick. XP
EPIC SONG FOR CARBINE'S STORY!!!!!! :D
Posted 13 years agoI fucking love this instrumental version of Welcome Home. I love it when they drop the beat in the begining. It reminds me of all the violent or sad parts of the story. X3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbPTKRLenIY
so bored... (requests)
Posted 13 years agotaking requests from anyone, I am having a HUGE art block right now. so don't hesitate to ask. its all free. :)
oh lord... school.
Posted 13 years agoThe biggest pain in my ass. SCHOOL. yeah. now its taking me forever to get my art done. ah, well. no use complaining.
This girl needs your help!
Posted 13 years agoNooks is needing money for college and she does cheap stamp commissions! GO SEE HER! HELP HER OUT! if you can't afford her prices then please pimp her out on your journal. http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:20858120